oo nga naman.

buryong times like no other. quite lazy to work and all i could think of now is go home. i still have 2 hours to throw away. now here i am, blogging.

work has been very demanding. even work outside my office. but who am i to complain? my boss pays me well. my other boss.. erm.. well they pay me when they have the time to send me money or when they feel that i’m already pissed because of their delayed support.

i too miss deadlines, but it’s because of lack of details they provide. so when they, my bosses, gets a little red. i ignore them. now when they annoy me, like sending me senseless questions from mars:

Client: why does the print out of the page looked like shit?
I want the whole page printed in one single page only.
Me: ugh! it's in your browser settings. print outs are
controlled by your browser, not the website.
Client: Can we just program this in the website?
Me: *scratches his butt*
*types: maybe you need to hire a magician... * No.

There are times.. well most of it, that i try to write more and explain what’s behind the issue. sometimes to just satisfy their need of me replying to their mails. oh yeah, i write long emails when i get loony. I bombard the composition with terms even i do not understand. I fill the novel with links, instructions and whatnot just to make them feel that hey! i am the programmer here, listen up and understand this.

Sometimes, there are unimaginable requests that they need and those are beyond my capabilities as a porn star programmer. I tell them nicely that it can’t be done.

what i hate the most? clients with capricious thoughts. clients who provide infinite revisions. Clients who can’t finalize a project. Clients who thinks i’m stupid. And clients who provide stupid instructions. i’m stupid if you are. get the picture?

but wait, there’s more… but then, the “there’s more” kwento will be when i feel like dumping issues again. for now, enjoy this post, maybe my last this month. or this year.

Ministop Lady: Ano pong part?

Me: May thigh part?

Ministop Lady: Puro legs na lang po.

eto number n’ya.. +63 927 665 5482.

baka may gustong pumatol sa offer n’ya

pangalawang hiling ko. sana magsara na ang Citibank? a good move? i guess.

pangatlong hiling. sana magkaroon ako ng limpak limpak na salapi na kahit pagsamahin mo ang kayamanan ni Bill Gates at ni Manny Villar ay di pa rin nila kayang tapatan ang aking nag-uumapaw na kayamanan. LOL.

pang-apat na hiling. bale may natitira pa akong hiling na walo. madami pa yan. smart nga ako di ba? sulitin na natin kasi imbentong kwento lang naman to. walang nasaktan o namatay. sa pang-apat ko, hmmm.. sikretong malufet. hahaha. syempre blog ko ‘to, walang pakialamanan.

pang lima, gusto kong magkaroon ng permanenteng gupit. ung tipong hindi na hahaba pa at nagugulo, di na kailangang mag-hair-dry at mag wax. parang si Astroboy lang.. kahit lumilipad hindi nagugulo ang buhok. lol

pang anim, masira lahat ng mga buses at jeep sa manila. bawas trapik. nakatulong pa ako sa mga galit sa trapik.

pang pito, sana magkaroon ng batas na ipagbawal ang motor sa kalye. I-ban ang motor. dapat sa loob ng bahay na lang ito at gawing pang-gatong. bawas aksidente, at wala na ring mga ma-eepal sa kalye na akala mo nabili nila ang buong kalye sa asal nila.

pang walo. madrama. hindi ko isusulat. LOL.

pang siyam. hihingi ako sa wishing lampara ng TIME MACHINE, gusto ko ay yung digital, de remote at rechargeable. gagamitin ko ang Time Machine na yun para bumalik sa lumang panahon, nung tipong kasikatan ni Justin Bieber. LOL

pang sampu. sana may magbigay sa akin ng Ford Focus. Pero teka.. di ba humingi na ako ng limpak limpak limpak limpak na salapi mula kay wishing lampara? kung tutuusin, pwede naman ako bumili ng maraming kotse. sabi ko nga walang pakialamanan. saka mahal ang tax ng kotse ayoko magbayad nun.. LOL

pang onse. lahat sana ng stalker ko, yung mga nag-aabang ng ipo-post kong mukha ko sa blog ko ay maging kamukha ko na. para makuntento na sila. Di naman kasi ako superstar para i-stalk nyo. hahaha

pang dose.. last wish ko na. smart nga ako di ba? hihingi ulit ako ng sampung hiling. anlupet!

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21 Guns
Green Day ft. the Cast of American Idiot

Do you know what’s worth fighting for,
When it’s not worth dying for?
Does it take your breath away
And you feel yourself suffocating?
Does the pain weigh out the pride?
And you look for a place to hide?
Did someone break your heart inside?
You’re in ruins

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

When you’re at the end of the road
And you lost all sense of control
And your thoughts have taken their toll
When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul
Your faith walks on broken glass
And the hangover doesn’t pass
Nothing’s ever built to last
You’re in ruins.

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

Did you try to live on your own
When you burned down the house and home?
Did you stand too close to the fire?
Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone

When it’s time to live and let die
And you can’t get another try
Something inside this heart has died
You’re in ruins.

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

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Rumor says that Charice Pimpingcoow (as Ellen would pronounce it) that she’d appear in GLEE, a TV show where 99% fanatics are * *. Can’t say that on TV. WTF? I’m not on TV? Really?

Charice later denied the issue. Now she is bound to appear in “KOKEY at Ako” an upcoming TV series in ABS-CBN. She will play the lead role as Kokey.

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Manny V. Pangilinan (MVP) will assume the Meralco CEO office starting July 1. MVP said that he will post new ideas within Meralco in the coming weeks like Prepaid Kuryente, Meralco Buddy, Meralco Bro, Meralco Money and Meralco Unlimited.

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Juan Miguel “Mikey” Arroyo, a third rate actor, a politician but more popularly known as the son of my precious Doña Glorya would not be able to shit sit in the House of Representatives as comelec has yet to resolve his disqualification case as AGP’s first nominee.

Mikey Arroyo thinks he could get away and represent sikyu’s, tricycle drivers and magsasaka’s that easily. Critics believe that the administration party is thoroughly building a major-major faction that would stop any motion to finally jail the bitch ehem my beloved Doña Glorya after she steps down from her current position.

Others noted that the soon to be Arroyo-Owned-Congress can shield GMA from the FINGERS of President-elect Noynoy from touching her Silicon Enhanced Boobies. Mikey on the other hand is in the US doing some sexy time with Ruffa Mae Quinto.

Some related news from CNN, hindi sya peke

Giant sinkhole shocks neighborhood in Guatemala City
(CNN) — Residents of a center-city neighborhood in Guatemala City, Guatemala, are still in shock after a massive sinkhole opened last weekend, gobbling several buildings and nearly an entire intersection, according to local officials.

Over the weekend, the nearly perfect spherical crater developed and consumed whatever was on its surface, including structures and utility lines. There were no reports of deaths related to the sinkhole.

The sinkhole’s destruction added to the tragic events in Central America related to Tropical Storm Agatha, which left a death toll of more than 175 people in the region that includes Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador.

The 20-meter (about 66 feet) diameter sinkhole is about 30 meters (about 100 feet) deep.

Guatemala City’s human rights ombudsman, Sergio Morales, confirmed reports that since 2005, residents in the area had complained of rumblings, fissures and sinking terrain.

“Yes, we can attest that they have been complaining since 2005 and we are looking into the initial complaints, ” said Morales.

“We are looking into the original response by municipal authorities,” he said.

In an interview with the newspaper Prensa Libre, neighborhood association president Augusto Lopez Rincon said he believed that excessive traffic caused by commercial trucks was to blame for the sinkhole.

There are unconfirmed reports that the street’s infrastructure was weakened by the storms, officials said. David Monterroso, geology director of Guatemala’s Disaster Relief Agency, told Prensa Libre there should be an in-depth analysis of the soil consistency to determine how many houses near the sinkhole are still in danger of collapsing.

He said according to preliminary studies, the bottom of the sinkhole is irregular and that sewers and water lines may have contributed to the sinkhole’s formation.

The size and shape of the crater led some of the more than 1,000 readers posting comments on the story on CNN.com to debate how it could have formed and whether it was even real.

“The picture looks unreal, ‘Photoshoped’ but it may just look that strange,” OhioInd posted.

Edhead76 replied: “Believe me this picture is no fake. Guatemala has a very odd terrain. They have a lot of mountainous regions and the capital is somewhat level, but artificially. they have mudslides all the time.”

According to the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS), sinkholes are common where the rock below the land surface is limestone, carbonate rock, salt beds or rocks that can naturally be dissolved by ground water circulating through them.

One local resident believes ground water has something to do with the sinkhole.

“It sounds like there’s a river down there,” said business owner Armando Gomez. “I don’t think that the earth gave way and that was that. There’s something else that caused it.”

USGS studies show that new sinkholes have emerged recently as a result of land-use practices such as ground-water pumping, and from construction and development practices.

In 2007, another sinkhole claimed three lives in Barrio San Antonio in Guatemala City.

Source: http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/06/01/guatemala.sinkhole/index.html

English: Gecko

Filipino: Tuko

Malay: Cicak

Ilocano: Tikka

GMA 7: German Moreno

Maguindanao: Andal Ampatuan, Jr.

Supreme Court: Renato C. Corona

Malacañang: Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Geckos or TUKO’s are small to average sized lizards (and sometimes human) belonging to the family Gekkonidae but more often than not associated with the current Arroyo Government, found in warm places like Malacañang and the Supreme Court. Geckos are unique in their vocalizations, making chirping sounds in social interactions with other Tuko’s (Read: Hello Garci).

Noynoy wins! Pero hindi mawawala ang mga bitter at sumisigaw na nadaya sila.

Nangunguna si Madrigal. Hindi pa rin makapaniwala ang talunang si Jamby Madrigal na natalo sya at nakakuha lamang ng tumataginting na 42,000 votes. Kung popularity lang naman ang pag-uusapan, di hamak naman na mas sikat si Jamby kay Delos Reyes, isa ring talunang kandidato na nakakuha lang ng 40,000 votes. Pero mas sikat si Perlas kay Ja-ja-ja-jamby! Naka 49,000 votes si Perlas, lamang sya ng pitong libo kay MADrigal.

Ang tatlong ‘to, sumisigaw ng katarungan. Nagkaroon daw ng iregularidad nung eleksyon. Oo nga naman, akalain mong umabot pa kayo sa eleksyon. Yun pa lang iregularidad na.

Mas malakas ang Noy-Bi kesa sa Noy-Mar. Humabol sa huling sandali si Binay, naungasan naungusan niya si Mar Roxas. Ito naman kasing si Pareng Chiz, mahilig sa may B. Ang sabi ng Liberal Party, lamang daw si Mar Roxas sa bilangang ginawa sa Partido nila. Alin po ba ang binilang nyo?

Kung lamang si Mar Roxas base sa unofficial Count ng Liberal Party. Di hamak na si Jamby Madrigal naman ang lamang sa unoffical count ni Jamby Madrigal mismo. Eh kaya pala nagrereklamo.

Ang talunang si Lito Atienza naman, sabi ay nadaya siya. Ang sabi kasi sa hula, malas magsuot ng bulaklaking polo sa eleksyon. Matigas kasi ang ulo! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

As of press time, hayup na “as of press time” na yan! Alam na daw ng Comelec kung sino ang panalong Bise-Presidente. Secret daw! Walang Clue! Pero sabi ni Chiz, may “B”.

Ayaw muna sabihin ng Comelec, baka daw kasi mapurnada, magalit pa ang Kongreso. Eh pa’no yan, may witness na naka-maskara at sinabi na may dayaan? Binawasan daw ng 4 million votes si Erap at napunta kay Noynoy. Hindi kaya nabawasan din ng boto ang ating bida na si Jamby Madrigal? ilang milyon kaya?