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ang kaso lang medyo nakakatakot

but i have to give it to BM

The darkest Alice In Wonderland movie to date and i liked it. (sounds like Katy Perry’s song ) Tim Burton has created another wonder that will surely make a lasting impression not only to kids but to adults as well. Never a fan of Burton, neither fascinated with his work, but i guess being a fan is never too late. Say Burton and I just met, got acquainted with the help of Alice, and after an hour long conversation, i decided to become a fan.

Now back to business…

Leading the pack is Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. He’s in his usual element, I almost thought Willy Wonka was in the movie. Helena Bonham Carter as the diabolical Red Queen is my favorite character. So sincere about things but very evil. My dream wife.

And yeah.. let’s not forget Anne Hathaway as the White Queen, so graceful and dainty i’d like to punch her in the face. She looks stupid swaying here and there

Alice in Wonderland is a movie you shouldn’t miss.. and stop convincing me that AVATAR is the best film to date! Pocahontas’ tells me otherwise

did you know that i keep my clocks at home 30 minutes ahead? my cell phone time is 18 minutes advanced, desktop computer is 45 minutes. time is the only thing i can’t handle. I am used to planning ahead but i am usually late with lakads. How’s that for someone whose very obsessed with time?

Tell you what.. i easily get bored.. and when i’m bored my head starts talking binary.. oh yeah.. i’ll appear very interested on the conversation, open the head and you’ll see what i’ve accomplished… worst is that i’ve planned a whole galaxy tour already.

You don’t get my point?

Me too. LOL. That’s because i’m bored.

Ako:

Ano maitutulong ko?

Marie:

Transportation fare lng po sana, either barko po or eroplano. Tsaka
po susundo sa pagdating ko. Wala po kcing makakasundo skin dhl di
ko naman agad maipaalam sa malaung kamag anak ko jan na darating
ako. Sa sulat lng po kc kami nagkakausap. 1st time ko plang po kc
pupunta ng mynila.. kht pagkadating ko po, ill do my offer npo.
Para sa mga susunod na araw, makafocus nalang po ako sa final
interview ko po sa ortigas.

Ako:

Ano ba yung offer mo?

Marie:

Sex for 3 days lng po ung pinakalubos ko na kayang ipagpalit.
Im still a virgin at 21 but im willing to lose it for a
good purpose para sa sarili ko

Ako:

Kelan mo ba planong lumuwas?

Marie:

Asap po sana...  

Ako:

Magkano ba fare sa barko?

Marie never replied. She probably got turned off, pamasahe kasi sa barko ang tinatanong ko at hindi sa efflaine. Di nya masisilayan ang effort.

But seriously, bakit mo i-ooffer ang sarili mo for SEX para lang sa pamasahe mo papuntang maynila kung kaya mo naman maghanap ng trabaho o kaya rumaket for the mean time. College Graduate ka naman, Cum Laude pa. Sa education mo, hindi ka mahihirapang maghanap ng work dyan sa Bacolod. Ano ba naman ang maging Saleslady sa isang Department Store kahit isang buwan lang para makaipon ng pamasahe.

Luma na ‘tong modus operandi ni Marie at hindi lang ako ang una at huling nag-blog tungkol dito. Moondottir blogged about this scam way back January 15, 2007 pa. 2007 pa yun.. eh anong taon na? 3 years na. Parehong gimik pa rin ang gamit ni Marie.

Si Marie ay si Angelique Marie Santillan, ginagamit nya rin ang pangalang Angel Santillan. Siya rin si Annamarie O. Velasco aka Marie Velasco.

Ayon sa ibang blogs, ite-text ka ni Marie. Pag sumagot ka sa text, BINGO! kasali ka na sa kanyang target. Sasabihin na nyang kelangang kelangan nya na lumuwas kasi may interview and she couldn’t afford to lose the interview sa SMC. Yun na lang ang chance nya. Na parang ang SMC na lang ang company sa buong mundo.

The drama goes on. Syempre you would then ask her kung pano sya makakapunta ng manila. According to stories (with a little help of Google Skills of course) sasabihin nyang kelangan nya ng pamasahe. Ulilang lubos na si Marie aka Angel aka Anne aka Angelique aka Annamarie. Sumasali lang sya sa mga beauty contests para sa allowance but has the budget to visit Internet Shops, set up a website, post a picture and write about her credentials not to forget her budget for UNLITXT so that she could text all Globe postpaid numbers available if possible.

Nung Dec 4, 2009, eto ang gamit nyang number sa akin +639165571296. Nung Feb 18, 2010 eto na ang number nya: +639165571003. Last feb 23, +639165570992 na ang number ni Marie. Mukhang madaming pambili ng sim card si Marie.

At hindi lang madaming pambili ng sim. Madaming madami. Andami nga nyang number eh. LOL

09052216028
09052217933
09052213787
09154039462
09154350057
09159884255
09158959922
09157434187
09065165474
09167855883
09166972482
09165571006
09165570991
09263963492
09272446053
09278112032
09276135063
09276134786
09276135127
09276134785
09295622736

Kung medyo tinamaan ka sa “drama” ni Marie, she would then detail her “offer.” 3 days daw na sex. Virgin pa daw sya. 21 years old. 5′7″. 35-25-36. Mabango. Maputi. Sariwang sariwa. LOL. Talo mo pa ang nanalo sa Jueteng!

Kung medyo manyakis ka, maglalaway ka. Kukunin mo ang selpong mo and maybe ask her kung magkano ang pamasahe nya. Sabay punas ng laway.

Eto ang isasagot nya:

Depende po kung saan nio ko pasasakayin.. Barko o eroplano po?
Ung boat fare sa superferry is 2,350 po with 4 trips per week.
Monday,wed, fri and sunday po. While ung plane po is 3,268
with 3 flights EVERYDAY po

a text message i got from Marie last December 07, 2009 8.32pm (+639165571296)

Malas lang nya at ang isinagot ko ay: Sige sesendan kita ng E-TICKET, knowing she wouldn’t agree with the setup.

Sa kabilang banda, pag pumayag kang magpadala ng pera sa kanya thru LBC or Western Union or Smartpadala o kaya Cebuana Lhuiller, ibig sabihin nun, NAKANGISI na si Marie dahil malamang sa malamang ay magkakapera na naman sya, konting drama sa text, konting picture sa website at bente pesos na unlitxt sa Globe. Instant Pera!!! Weeeeee!!!

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ask me again Jericho why i blog about this Marie Velasco.

Awareness lang naman. Saka mag-research muna bago maniwala sa mga ganitong gimik. Walang maloloko kung walang basta basta nagpapaniwala sa mga manloloko.

Saka may Google naman. Isang click lang naman

Pued po b akong humingi ng 2long sa inyo? I'm marie,
21yo freshgrad po from Bacolod City. Ggawin ko po ang
lahat ng kpalit na gusto nio, ma2lungan nyo lng po
akong mkpunta sa mynila. My job hiring na po kc
sna ako jan sa san mig-ortigas, syang po kc kung
madissolve lng.. Im willing to take the risks
ng kapalit ng hhngin nio. Un nlng tlga pgasa ko
na mkluwas kgd pra mhbol deadline ko po.. My
pic & supporting docs po ako
sa http://www.annebacolod.tk - marie

Then another text message after 4 days (Feb 18, 2010) from the same number +639165571003:

Name: Marie Velasco
Birthdate: Feb 15, 1988
Height: 5'7"
Complexion: Fair
Hair: Long & Straight
Other: joined some provincial pageants for allowance

Course: BS Information Management (Computer & Accountancy)
Scool: DOST Scholar in University of St. La Salle - Bacolod
Parents: Anna & Mario Velasco (both deceased)

Picture: http://www.bacolodhelp.tk

Nung Feb 23, i got another text message from Marie, this time using a different number (+639165570992):

helo po... si marie po to... willing pa po ba kayong
tulungan ako? parang awa niyo na po... kailangang
kailangan ko po talaga ng tulong niyo... ako lang
mag isa ngayon sa bacolod kaya medyo mahirap po
yung sitwasyon ko ngayon gayong wala pa akong
trabaho dito... bigyan niyo lang po sana ako ng
chance na makapunta ng maynila... yun lang naman
po sana yung hinihingi kong tulong... willing
naman po akong magsakripisyo eh na magbigay ng
kapalit para lang po sa trabaho ko sana sa
maynila...hirap na po talaga ako dito... Marie

just now, another text message from Marie (+639165570992):

Hope masaya kau nakapa iyak kau ng probinsyanang
katulad ko. Un lng naman gus2 ko sana, ang
makapunta ng mynila at makapag umpisang mamuhay.
Palakpakan sana kau sa gnawa nio... Tnx. - marie

Wala na naman yatang pera si Marie Velasco kaya humihirit na naman sya sa kakatext. Mukhang maganda ang negosyo kaya inuulit-ulit na lang nya ang dahilan at hanggang ngayon ay kelangan pa ring nyang makuha ung trabaho sa san mig-ortigas. 2008 pa sya nag-aapply, so ibig sabihin nun, 3 years na ring syang walang pamasahe papuntang manila, 3 years na ring pending ang application nya dun.. so malamang may na hire na sa position na un.. LOL. Sayang naman

Kapalan na lang talaga ng mukha

who says a 23 year old (read: 23   ) yuppie can’t enjoy animated movies like these?

So i guess that date is not an official Valentines date. Last year, i was mending a broken heart, i tried to date someone 2 days after Feb 14. We didn’t exactly dated, i can’t even call it a date, she was 4 fukin hours late. I nearly killed myself that time. life last year was complicated.

Months before February (this year), i was thinking of asking someone, maybe invite her for a dinner on the 14th, say watch a movie or just hangout. But circumstances and some attitude thingy started to crash the relationship that i was trying to build. Final decision, i dated someone else. Now i’m back to square one.

I will be.. if the weather cooperates.. if Henyetah works as planned.. and if the tropa shows up.. i will be in the 15th Philippine International Hot Air Balloon Fiesta 2010. It will be my second time to attend the said event. Sana meron ng lilipad na balloon this time.

see you there.. or not.