Yesterday, i got 6,485 maderpaking hits in my site, i am usually averaging from 13,000 to 15,000  hits per day, giving me .. uhmmm … 13,000 times 30.. errr… which gives me … uhmmm… hehe.. i think i need some pindot-numero to help me out.

kidding aside, this blog usually gets a whopping 200,000 plus plus hits per month. Last year (yes 2009), i got 3,032,422. That’s 3 million, can you imagine that? Now if we convert that to cash (and in USD) i could have bought the whole Maguindanao province without a sweat. How’s that?

The point of this entry? None. I just feel like posting it.

Didn’t you know that Hotlinking is stealing ones own bandwidth? You eat up my bandwidth and that’s nasty. I am not pissed but i will definitely send something you won’t like, nor your server.

I can detect you people. So stop direct linking images from my server.

So far i’ve gathered a few websites, just alert yourself from some vicious bukana ng tagumpay view on these websites.

Here are the links:

Update: I’ve unlinked the sites that have removed my direct linked images to date

http://lalalaamichelle.wordpress.com/

http://underage-girl.blogspot.com/2008_02_01_archive.html (search for the word “rambo”)

http://www.chenelyn-apocalypse.co.cc/

http://www.chenelyn-apocalypse.co.cc/2009/11/pakyaw-collection.html

http://directone.blogspot.com/2008/07/abot-kamay-orange-lemon.html
http://www.argentinawarez.com/peliculas-gratis/151639-rambo-iv-formato-rmvb.html
http://o-smallville.blog.cz/rubrika/laura-vandervoort
http://peliculasddirecta.webs.com/1qt/RamboIV.htm

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2598-sylar/

http://www.jappy.de/user/Idontcare

Update: 07Jan09

http://forum.playfrance.com/pf/Actualite-PS2-PSP-PS3/PS3/controller-ubisoft-motion-sujet_71812_1.htm
http://poringa.net/posts/tv-peliculas-series/1346210/Ali-Larter-y-Un-Regalito-lindo,-lindo___.html
http://girlsbottom.blogspot.com/2008/08/ali-larter.html
http://gilbertlewisfotoblog.info/2009/12/27/photos-de-femmes-en-lingerie/
http://sirhighcarl.wordpress.com/
http://www.3djuegos.com/comunidad-foros/tema/1636206/0/spiderman-4/
http://supimpaum.wordpress.com/category/utilidades-e-inutilidades/
http://www.kralmp4.com/rambo-iv-2008-tr-dublaj-dvdripten-hd-3gp-t-14222.html
http://www.country.com.br/vi/tag/Riza
http://typo3bare.valgmenighed.dk/joanne3171/

Here’s a helpful tip especially for people who works regularly in front of a pc and who keeps confidential information on their workstation. Whenever i leave my workstation, i always forget to lock my pc keeping my desktop public and all the work that i’m doing. Before, i used to lock my workstation by hitting on CTRL+ALT+DEL plus mouse clicks. Now i can lock my pc with just a single click, double click for other users, and SIGH for some who can’t comprehend.

How? Follow the step by step process below:

1. RIGHT CLICK your mouse and select NEW >> then SHORTCUT
2. Enter “rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation” (without the quotes) in the location textbox.
3. CLICK CONTINUE
4. Type your desired name of the shortcut. Then Click Finish.

So there, the shortcut has been created. What now? Double click the shortcut if it works, if not, then you must’ve done a terrible job. Repeat the steps, and follow the instructions properly.

To get the single click action, drag the shortcut bar to the QUICK LAUNCH toolbar. Now if you’re not familiar with the toolbar, it’s the bar usually located next to the START button with lots of tiny icons on it that contains the “Show Desktop” icon, IE icon etc. If you’re successful with the move, everything should be ok. Try clicking on the shortcut icon on your quick launch toolbar to test. If it does not work, get a blade.. try committing suicide you moron!

If all else fails, just remember this keyboard shortcut: WINDOWS KEY + L and you’ll be fine.

But wait!

There’s more…

If you call within 10 minutes… nyahahaha!

Talking about keyboard shortcuts, here are some shortcuts that you may want to remember:

- WINDOWS KEY + D brings up the desktop
- WINDOWS KEY + TAB moves through the taskbar buttons

Slick huh!

Click here to view the embedded video.

I had a problem with WP-SpamFree awhile ago, it blocks all comments including manually entered comments and this is a big problem.

So yun, i had to turn it off and do some upgrades.. akalain mo yun.. ilang minutes pa lang na naka-disable ang plugin .. AKISMET has already captured 4 fucking useless comments. Di talaga ako titigilan ng mga ungas na ‘to…

Here’s how:

1. Go to Start / Run.
2. Type regedit, then hit ENTER.
3. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_ USER / Software / Yahoo / Pager / Test
4. On the right page, right-click and choose new Dword value.
5. Rename it as Plural.
6. Double click and assign a decimal value of 1.

You’re done. That’s how easy it is.

You can now open your Yahoo Messenger and login with your main ID. Then click the Yahoo messenger icon again to create a new instance. You will notice that windows will now open another YM window allowing you to login with a different login id.

So no more logging out and logging in to check other accounts. Enjoy chatting… and if this tweak really gave you a great time… you may want to donate some money to my bank account.. haha.. just kidding… this isn’t my discovery.. just bumped into a site and found this.

Got this tip from dude2nuckle of yehey.com

1. Type “about:config” into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:

network.http.pipelining
network.http.proxy.pipelining
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests

Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.

2. Alter the entries as follows:

Set “network.http.pipelining” to “true”

Set “network.http.proxy.pipelining” to “true”

Set “network.http.pipelining.maxrequests” to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.

3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it “nglayout.initialpaint.delay” and set its value to “0“. This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it receives.

If you’re using a broadband connection you’ll load pages 2-30 times faster now.

After that, add fasterbox add-on for Firefox for additional speed.

Have a great, faster surfing guys!

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a dogie toy, isn’t.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you’ve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt so don’t get carried away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior ofher vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool – she’ll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don’t know, don’t ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this.It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what’s necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don’t grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” she’ll hear the words “__to show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
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Generate more traffic on your site, by using this trick in your Yahoo Messeger.

1. Use an interesting catch phrase, for example… View My Webcam!
2. Insert a link after the catch phrase from Step 1. For example “View My Webcam! http://world3.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=38011399”
3. Use the sample text in Step 2 as your New Status Message.
4. Haha! Ayos toh! more hits.. more visits… panalo…

Wala lang.. napulot ko lang….