buryong times like no other. quite lazy to work and all i could think of now is go home. i still have 2 hours to throw away. now here i am, blogging.

work has been very demanding. even work outside my office. but who am i to complain? my boss pays me well. my other boss.. erm.. well they pay me when they have the time to send me money or when they feel that i’m already pissed because of their delayed support.

i too miss deadlines, but it’s because of lack of details they provide. so when they, my bosses, gets a little red. i ignore them. now when they annoy me, like sending me senseless questions from mars:

Client: why does the print out of the page looked like shit?
I want the whole page printed in one single page only.
Me: ugh! it's in your browser settings. print outs are
controlled by your browser, not the website.
Client: Can we just program this in the website?
Me: *scratches his butt*
*types: maybe you need to hire a magician... * No.

There are times.. well most of it, that i try to write more and explain what’s behind the issue. sometimes to just satisfy their need of me replying to their mails. oh yeah, i write long emails when i get loony. I bombard the composition with terms even i do not understand. I fill the novel with links, instructions and whatnot just to make them feel that hey! i am the programmer here, listen up and understand this.

Sometimes, there are unimaginable requests that they need and those are beyond my capabilities as a porn star programmer. I tell them nicely that it can’t be done.

what i hate the most? clients with capricious thoughts. clients who provide infinite revisions. Clients who can’t finalize a project. Clients who thinks i’m stupid. And clients who provide stupid instructions. i’m stupid if you are. get the picture?

but wait, there’s more… but then, the “there’s more” kwento will be when i feel like dumping issues again. for now, enjoy this post, maybe my last this month. or this year.

pangalawang hiling ko. sana magsara na ang Citibank? a good move? i guess.

pangatlong hiling. sana magkaroon ako ng limpak limpak na salapi na kahit pagsamahin mo ang kayamanan ni Bill Gates at ni Manny Villar ay di pa rin nila kayang tapatan ang aking nag-uumapaw na kayamanan. LOL.

pang-apat na hiling. bale may natitira pa akong hiling na walo. madami pa yan. smart nga ako di ba? sulitin na natin kasi imbentong kwento lang naman to. walang nasaktan o namatay. sa pang-apat ko, hmmm.. sikretong malufet. hahaha. syempre blog ko ‘to, walang pakialamanan.

pang lima, gusto kong magkaroon ng permanenteng gupit. ung tipong hindi na hahaba pa at nagugulo, di na kailangang mag-hair-dry at mag wax. parang si Astroboy lang.. kahit lumilipad hindi nagugulo ang buhok. lol

pang anim, masira lahat ng mga buses at jeep sa manila. bawas trapik. nakatulong pa ako sa mga galit sa trapik.

pang pito, sana magkaroon ng batas na ipagbawal ang motor sa kalye. I-ban ang motor. dapat sa loob ng bahay na lang ito at gawing pang-gatong. bawas aksidente, at wala na ring mga ma-eepal sa kalye na akala mo nabili nila ang buong kalye sa asal nila.

pang walo. madrama. hindi ko isusulat. LOL.

pang siyam. hihingi ako sa wishing lampara ng TIME MACHINE, gusto ko ay yung digital, de remote at rechargeable. gagamitin ko ang Time Machine na yun para bumalik sa lumang panahon, nung tipong kasikatan ni Justin Bieber. LOL

pang sampu. sana may magbigay sa akin ng Ford Focus. Pero teka.. di ba humingi na ako ng limpak limpak limpak limpak na salapi mula kay wishing lampara? kung tutuusin, pwede naman ako bumili ng maraming kotse. sabi ko nga walang pakialamanan. saka mahal ang tax ng kotse ayoko magbayad nun.. LOL

pang onse. lahat sana ng stalker ko, yung mga nag-aabang ng ipo-post kong mukha ko sa blog ko ay maging kamukha ko na. para makuntento na sila. Di naman kasi ako superstar para i-stalk nyo. hahaha

pang dose.. last wish ko na. smart nga ako di ba? hihingi ulit ako ng sampung hiling. anlupet!

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21 Guns
Green Day ft. the Cast of American Idiot

Do you know what’s worth fighting for,
When it’s not worth dying for?
Does it take your breath away
And you feel yourself suffocating?
Does the pain weigh out the pride?
And you look for a place to hide?
Did someone break your heart inside?
You’re in ruins

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

When you’re at the end of the road
And you lost all sense of control
And your thoughts have taken their toll
When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul
Your faith walks on broken glass
And the hangover doesn’t pass
Nothing’s ever built to last
You’re in ruins.

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

Did you try to live on your own
When you burned down the house and home?
Did you stand too close to the fire?
Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone

When it’s time to live and let die
And you can’t get another try
Something inside this heart has died
You’re in ruins.

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms
Give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky,
You and I

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Noynoy wins! Pero hindi mawawala ang mga bitter at sumisigaw na nadaya sila.

Nangunguna si Madrigal. Hindi pa rin makapaniwala ang talunang si Jamby Madrigal na natalo sya at nakakuha lamang ng tumataginting na 42,000 votes. Kung popularity lang naman ang pag-uusapan, di hamak naman na mas sikat si Jamby kay Delos Reyes, isa ring talunang kandidato na nakakuha lang ng 40,000 votes. Pero mas sikat si Perlas kay Ja-ja-ja-jamby! Naka 49,000 votes si Perlas, lamang sya ng pitong libo kay MADrigal.

Ang tatlong ‘to, sumisigaw ng katarungan. Nagkaroon daw ng iregularidad nung eleksyon. Oo nga naman, akalain mong umabot pa kayo sa eleksyon. Yun pa lang iregularidad na.

Mas malakas ang Noy-Bi kesa sa Noy-Mar. Humabol sa huling sandali si Binay, naungasan naungusan niya si Mar Roxas. Ito naman kasing si Pareng Chiz, mahilig sa may B. Ang sabi ng Liberal Party, lamang daw si Mar Roxas sa bilangang ginawa sa Partido nila. Alin po ba ang binilang nyo?

Kung lamang si Mar Roxas base sa unofficial Count ng Liberal Party. Di hamak na si Jamby Madrigal naman ang lamang sa unoffical count ni Jamby Madrigal mismo. Eh kaya pala nagrereklamo.

Ang talunang si Lito Atienza naman, sabi ay nadaya siya. Ang sabi kasi sa hula, malas magsuot ng bulaklaking polo sa eleksyon. Matigas kasi ang ulo! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

As of press time, hayup na “as of press time” na yan! Alam na daw ng Comelec kung sino ang panalong Bise-Presidente. Secret daw! Walang Clue! Pero sabi ni Chiz, may “B”.

Ayaw muna sabihin ng Comelec, baka daw kasi mapurnada, magalit pa ang Kongreso. Eh pa’no yan, may witness na naka-maskara at sinabi na may dayaan? Binawasan daw ng 4 million votes si Erap at napunta kay Noynoy. Hindi kaya nabawasan din ng boto ang ating bida na si Jamby Madrigal? ilang milyon kaya?

I can safely say that Villar is one of the leading presidential candidates to date, next to Noynoy of course. I’ll go straight to the point, i am not voting for Villar and i am positive that most people will not vote for him as well.

You see, Villar is associated with FG Mike Arroyo, Chavit Singson, Joc Joc Bolante, the Garcia’s of Cebu and the Ampatuans. We all know that those people are very much loyal to our very loving lady president, Doña Gloria.

Why would you then associate yourself to people who are in contract with the administration if you call yourself an OPPOSITION? You can always refuse. Yes?

Did Villar ever held a press conference asking GMA to resign during the Hello Garci Scandal? Not even a “nuninuninu” i could hear. Only the patriotic ones like Cory Aquino, FVR, Erap, Binay, Noynoy and the Liberal Party announced what has to be heard. Where was Villar at that time?

He said he spent his childhood in poverty. Don’t you just love his “nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura..” line? In fact he even admitted that his family lived as squatters for 11 years. The truth is, his family (and his extended family) rented a 3 STOREY corner house in Tondo.

You are not poor (contrary to what our aspiring president claims) if your father (Manuel Villar) works in government and earns 5 times the minimum salary per day compared to a regular employee at that time. Mommy Curing (Villars Mom) earns more than that of Daddy Maning (times 4). Villar seems to have succeeded in feeding our innocent minds that he is the poorest of the desperate poor.

Villar’s brother died of Leukemia. He claimed that he died because the family didn’t have the means to pay for medicines. Right before his brother passed away, the family transferred to the upscale San Rafael Village still in Tondo. A better place for a middle class family i guess.

Villar studied in a private school. You are not poor if you can afford to pay your tuition in a private school.

How about the C5 controversy? You know, the snake like zigzag road also known as Daang Hari. Why zigzag when you can build a straight road? Did Zeus really interfered? Villar defied the laws of Heavens and Earth, he managed to cook up some “adjustments” so that the residents of Camella Homes will benefit from the project, or maybe Villar himself will benefit from it along with his 22 subdivisions in the area? That remains as a question unless Villar himself answers it. Would he?

How about the PSE scandal. Is he really using his “Senate President” power to benefit all his corporations? If he wins the presidency, can he promise not to pressure PSE again?

If he loses? Deym… there goes his 5 Billion investment up in the sky.

And who would i vote? I guess a candidate who does not lie, a candidate who doesn’t know how to abuse his People-Given powers. I do not care if you are poor or a haciendero, but for Christ’s sake.. do not lie about your beginnings even more advertise it on TV.

Just say “Hindi ako magnanakaw! Hindi! Har har har!” and i’m good.

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When We Die
by Bowling For Soup

Well, I know that it’s early
And it’s too hard to think
And the broken empty bottles
Are reminder in the sink
But I thought that I should tell you
If it’s not to late to say
I could put back all the pieces,
They just might not fit the same

Nothing’s worth losing
Especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we’re gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes
Are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won’t get it back when we die

Well, I know it’s been years now,
And I don’t look the same
And the hopes and dreams you had for me
You thought went down the drain.
And the room feels so empty
where my pictures used to be
And I can’t say that I blame you,
But you can’t blame me

Cuz nothing’s worth losing
Especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we’re gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won’t get it back when we die

Come over
Come over

Cause I gotta know,
If I am doing this all on my own

Come over
Come over

How can I show you if you’re not here

And I know that we’re gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes
Are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won’t get it back when we die

And I know that we’re gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes
are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won’t get it back when we die

Come over
Come over

Wooohooohooohaaaaawwww

my oh-so-reliable SE w960i crashed last month.. so i had to get a new phone the soonest else aliens from other galaxies will go ballistic. good thing GLOBE provided me with a new mobile immediately… of course at a price i cannot afford. but then again… because i am so “madiskarte” (amp.. mana ata ako sa nanay ko sa pagiging madiskarte) i got the AYPUNGGG.

Still i need an extra phone for my extra number for my extra activities during extra times, so i revived my old phone… yeah my w800i still works, imagine that?

The ear piece of my w800i is crappy, joystick works like shit and the battery isn’t all too well, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. I am happy with the old selpong.

I think.

- Walang Clash of the Titans sa IMAX… sayang ang mga fight scenes.. ang bagsak ko nyan sa 3d na lang. Ang problema.. wala rin yatang 3D na Clash of the Titans sa Trinoma..

- Walang kwenta ang CR sa Southbound Shell Service Area sa NLEX (Mexico, Pampanga).. walang tubig.. eh pano lang kung najejebs ako that time?

- i need money.

- kelangan na ma-change oil si Henyetah

- This is my first post this month. I just hope it’s not the last.

did you know that i keep my clocks at home 30 minutes ahead? my cell phone time is 18 minutes advanced, desktop computer is 45 minutes. time is the only thing i can’t handle. I am used to planning ahead but i am usually late with lakads. How’s that for someone whose very obsessed with time?

Tell you what.. i easily get bored.. and when i’m bored my head starts talking binary.. oh yeah.. i’ll appear very interested on the conversation, open the head and you’ll see what i’ve accomplished… worst is that i’ve planned a whole galaxy tour already.

You don’t get my point?

Me too. LOL. That’s because i’m bored.

Me and my big mouth.
Me and my useless humor.
Me and my stupid remarks.
Me.

Good thing i was able to correct things before it went out of hand. I didn’t know. It takes one mature person to accept one’s mistake. It takes one hell of a mature person to say sorry for what he have done. And it takes one intelligent person to face the problem he has created.

All is well. All has passed. It’s how life works. It’s how it should be.