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eto ang malufet!

hindi yan, si Amanda Coling yan, yung nan-rape ng AZKALS )

hindi rin yan, post ng ungas yan hahaha

eto yung totoo

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UPDATE: nasuspinde daw yung may-ari ng account kung san hosted yung video. LOL

oo nga naman. :glee:

eto number n’ya.. +63 927 665 5482.

baka may gustong pumatol sa offer n’ya

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may point ang ating bida  :glee:

Lifted from Ten Thousand Things

Alleged Bogus Partylists

Forward to people who care for the welfare of our country. Know more about the party lists before you vote.

1. Ang Galing Pinoy – supposed to represent security guards, tricycle drivers and vendors but its first nominee is Mikey Arroyo
2. 1-Utak – Angelo Reyes is supposed to represent the transport sector but he has been the drivers’ nemesis when he headed the Department of Energy. He often gave the impression that he was the “spokesperson” of the oil cartel in justifying oil price hikes
3. 1st Kabagis – an Ilocano party-list group that claims to advocate for “widening the segments of economic development.” Jose Singson, Jr., brother of National Security Adviser Chavit Singson, is its second nominee
4. Aangat Tayo (AT) – identified by Akbayan Rep. Loretta Ann Rosales as one of the front organizations for the Arroyo Administration. President is Teddie Elson Rivera who is a PITC VP. PITC is a government-owned international trading company and was designated as the key agency in the implementation of GMA’s 10-point legacy, which includes the lowering of prices of essential medicines by 50% by 2010. Hmm, parang walang nangyari
5. Abono Partylist – claims to represent the agricultural sector. Its first two nominees are Robert Raymund Estrella and Franciso Ortega III, both hailing from prominent political clans allied with the administration. Its third nominee is Jacky Rowena Lomibao, wife of former PNP chief Arturo Lomibao
6. Abot Tanaw  – first nominee is Gerwyn See, son-in-law of PAGCOR chair Efraim Genuino (see BIDA). Second nominee is Mario Cornista, chair of the board of directors of BIDA
7. Ahon Pinoy – backed by Dante Ang, Sr (appointed by GMA as Chairman of the Commission on Filipinos Overseas and CEO of Manila Times) and nominee is his son, Dante Ang, Jr.
8. Akbay Pinoy – member of Sigaw ng Bayan. Was legally charged by Makati residents together with Sigaw ng Bayan for manufacturing signatures for the GMA administration’ s People’s Initiative
9. Alliance of People’s Organizations (APO) – first nominee is Arroyo ally and former Ilocos representative Salacnib Baterina
10. Anak Mindanao – was suspected to be a part of the dagdag bawas scheme. It was discovered that some precincts had more votes for party list groups than the actual number of votes cast and Anak Mindanao was one of those that received the highest number of votes
11. Ang Kasangga – claims to represent micro-entrepreneurs . Current representative is FG’s sister, Marilou Arroyo who withdrew her nomination but that only means some other Arroyo crony will replace her. Other nominees are Teodoro Haresco (PNOC board member) and Eugenio (ranked as one of the top 100 stockholders in Fidelity Stock Transfers, Inc) Lacson, both of which are multimillionaires with links to the Arroyo Administration
12. APOI – first nominee is Major General Melchor Rosales, the administrator of the Office of Civil Defense and also a DILG undersecretary
13. Association of Labor and Employees (ALE) – supposed to represent workers but first nominee is Arroyo ally and Pampanga provincial board member Catalina Bagasin who owns a cargo forwarding company and second nominee is Erlinda de Leon, GMA’s first cousin who served as special assistant to the President
14. Babae Ka! – too many ties to GMA. Was also a member of MELCHORA (Malayang Babae para sa Cha Cha at Reporma)
15. BANTAY True Marcos Loyalists – claims to represent security guards and barangay tanods but is led by Marcos supporter, Cherry Cobarrubias. Current representative is Ret. Gen. Jovito Palparan, accused of orchestrating numerous cases of extra-judicial killings during GMA’s reign and known as the “Butcher General” who, by the way, is running for Senator while nominee is his wife, Evangeline Palparan
16. Batang Iwas Droga (BIDA) – “brainchild” of Efraim Genuino, chair of PAGCOR. Nominees include his daughter, Sheryl Genuino-See and Special Prosecutor Dennis Villa-Ignacio, a nominee for the position of SC Chief Justice
17. BIYAHENG PINOY  – An association of tricycle operators but is run by Arsenio Abalos, brother of former COMELEC chairman Benjamin Abalos
18. Buhay – nominees are father and son Mike and Rene Velarde. Supported GMA in the last elections
19. Butil – One of the winners in the last elections. Representative Benjamin Cruz co-authored House Bill 3339 which, if passed, “will destroy the domestic rice industry by allowing unfair competition with countries with higher agricultural modernization and lower production costs – and displace some 2.4 million farmers”. This was recommended by a lobby group funded by USAID.
20. KABAYAN – claims to represent transport sector workers, farmers and fisherfolk, persons with disabilities, senior citizens, anticrime crusaders, and overseas Filipino workers, among others. Its nominees include Ron Salo, former subordinate of ex-Executive Secretary Eduardo Ermita
21. KAKUSA – Chairman Emeritus is Romeo Jalosjos
22. PACYAW – claims to represent urban poor youth, has tourism assistant secretary Janet Rita Lazatin (member of LAKAS-CMD and hails from Pampanga) and former Los Angeles consul Reynaldo Pineda (based in Pampanga) as nominees

To find out more, google “bogus party lists”, “dubious party lists”, “Arroyo party lists”.

Lifted from Ma’am Ai’s Blog (Yess! Ma’am Ai talaga :glee:   )

100 Movies to See Before You Die: The Modern Classics (1990 – 2000) *

1. GOODFELLAS
2. MISERY
3. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
4. THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
5. TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
6. THELMA & LOUISE
7. HARD BOILED (Lat sau san taam)
8. MALCOLM X
9. THE PLAYER
10. RAISE THE RED LANTERN (Da hong deng long gao gao gua)
11. SUPERCOP (Ging chat goo si 3: Chiu kup ging chat)
12. UNFORGIVEN
13. DAZED AND CONFUSED
14. GROUNDHOG DAY
15. SCHINDLER’S LIST
16. CHUNGKING EXPRESS (Chung Hing sam lam)
17. ED WOOD
18. FORREST GUMP
19. FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
20. PULP FICTION
21. THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
22. RED (Trois couleurs: Rouge)
23. BABE
24. BEFORE SUNRISE
25. CLUELESS
26. HEAT
27. LIVING IN OBLIVION
28. SENSE AND SENSIBILITY
29. TOY STORY
30. THE USUAL SUSPECTS
31. BIG NIGHT
32. DEAD MAN
33. FARGO
34. GHOST IN THE SHELL (Kokaku kidotai)
35. LONE STAR
36. SCREAM
37. SECRETS & LIES
38. SLING BLADE
39. SWINGERS
40. TRAINSPOTTING
41. BOOGIE NIGHTS
42. EVE’S BAYOU
43. L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
44. THE SWEET HEREAFTER
45. TITANIC
46. FIREWORKS (Hana-bi)
47. OUT OF SIGHT
48. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
49. THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
50. ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER (Todo sobre mi madre)
51. AMERICAN BEAUTY
52. BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
53. ELECTION
54. FIGHT CLUB
55. THE MATRIX
56. PRINCESS MONONOKE (Mononoke-hime)
57. RUN LOLA RUN (Lola rennt)
58. THE SIXTH SENSE
59. THREE KINGS
60. ALMOST FAMOUS
61. BEST IN SHOW
62. CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON (Wo hu cang long)
63. YI YI
64. AMELIE (Le fabuleux destin d’Amelie Poulain)
65. DONNIE DARKO
66. IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE (Fa yeung nin wa)
67. THE LORD OF THE RINGS
68. MEMENTO
69. MULHOLLAND DRIVE
70. THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
71. THE PIANIST
72. Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN
73. CITY OF GOD (Cidade de Deus)
74. ELEPHANT
75. FINDING NEMO
76. ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY
77. ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
78. SHAUN OF THE DEAD
79. SIDEWAYS
80. THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
81. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
82. A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
83. OLDBOY
84. BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
85. CHILDREN OF MEN
86. THE LIVES OF OTHERS (Das Leben der Anderen)
87. PAN’S LABYRINTH
88. 4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS, and 2 DAYS (4 luni, 3 saptamani se 2 zile)
89. THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
90. THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY (Le scaphandre et le papillon)
91. MICHAEL CLAYTON
92. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
93. THERE WILL BE BLOOD
94. THE DARK KNIGHT
95. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
96. WALL-E
97. AVATAR
98. THE HURT LOCKER
99. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
100. THE BIG LEBOWSKI

* according to Yahoo.com

at least i got 27 of them ;p

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ang kaso lang medyo nakakatakot :harhar:

but i have to give it to BM :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

Orgies were originally religious events. They were originally offerings to the gods.
- Esep Esep! Religious event pala ha.. :naughty:

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies.
- Hindi pa uso ang pang-shave nun, kayo naman.

Honeybees never sleep.
- Kaya pala may Honeymoon. walang tulugan!

January 16th is Appreciate a Dragon Day, National Nothing Day, and Religious Freedom Day.
- So how do we celebrate “Appreciate a Dragon Day?” Eh ang National Nothing Day?

The bedroom is the most common place for love making, and the car is second.
- Henyetah thinks otherwise. LOL

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine.
- Madami ako allergies..

The Earth weighs around 6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
- How the hell did they do it?

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.
- Pag nataranta ka, maiisipan mo pa ba un? Tsk tsk tsk!