buryong times like no other. quite lazy to work and all i could think of now is go home. i still have 2 hours to throw away. now here i am, blogging.

work has been very demanding. even work outside my office. but who am i to complain? my boss pays me well. my other boss.. erm.. well they pay me when they have the time to send me money or when they feel that i’m already pissed because of their delayed support.

i too miss deadlines, but it’s because of lack of details they provide. so when they, my bosses, gets a little red. i ignore them. now when they annoy me, like sending me senseless questions from mars:

Client: why does the print out of the page looked like shit?
I want the whole page printed in one single page only.
Me: ugh! it's in your browser settings. print outs are
controlled by your browser, not the website.
Client: Can we just program this in the website?
Me: *scratches his butt*
*types: maybe you need to hire a magician... * No.

There are times.. well most of it, that i try to write more and explain what’s behind the issue. sometimes to just satisfy their need of me replying to their mails. oh yeah, i write long emails when i get loony. I bombard the composition with terms even i do not understand. I fill the novel with links, instructions and whatnot just to make them feel that hey! i am the programmer here, listen up and understand this.

Sometimes, there are unimaginable requests that they need and those are beyond my capabilities as a porn star programmer. I tell them nicely that it can’t be done.

what i hate the most? clients with capricious thoughts. clients who provide infinite revisions. Clients who can’t finalize a project. Clients who thinks i’m stupid. And clients who provide stupid instructions. i’m stupid if you are. get the picture?

but wait, there’s more… but then, the “there’s more” kwento will be when i feel like dumping issues again. for now, enjoy this post, maybe my last this month. or this year.