Scientific Name: Hemidactylus frenatus
English: Gecko
Filipino: Tuko
Malay: Cicak
Ilocano: Tikka
GMA 7: German Moreno
Maguindanao: Andal Ampatuan, Jr.
Supreme Court: Renato C. Corona
Malacañang: Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Geckos or TUKO’s are small to average sized lizards (and sometimes human) belonging to the family Gekkonidae but more often than not associated with the current Arroyo Government, found in warm places like Malacañang and the Supreme Court. Geckos are unique in their vocalizations, making chirping sounds in social interactions with other Tuko’s (Read: Hello Garci).
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