Jan27

some funny facts

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Orgies were originally religious events. They were originally offerings to the gods.
- Esep Esep! Religious event pala ha.. :naughty:

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies.
- Hindi pa uso ang pang-shave nun, kayo naman.

Honeybees never sleep.
- Kaya pala may Honeymoon. walang tulugan!

January 16th is Appreciate a Dragon Day, National Nothing Day, and Religious Freedom Day.
- So how do we celebrate “Appreciate a Dragon Day?” Eh ang National Nothing Day?

The bedroom is the most common place for love making, and the car is second.
- Henyetah thinks otherwise. LOL

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine.
- Madami ako allergies.. :lol:

The Earth weighs around 6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
- How the hell did they do it?

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.
- Pag nataranta ka, maiisipan mo pa ba un? Tsk tsk tsk!

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4 Responses to “some funny facts”

  1. D: says:

    :twisted:
    :naughty:
    and i’ll add a big…hmmmmmmmmmmmm :???:

  2. Urico says:

    The bedroom is the most common place for love making, and the car is second.

    So third ba ang “Sogo”?! ;))

  3. Richard says:

    Third daw sa toilets, pang apat daw ang parent’s bedroom :bop:

    :laughat: pang lima daw ang park..

  4. Richard says:

    @D may nalalaman ka pang :???:

    eto sayo :flog: :peace:

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