From an annoying jologs icon to a disturbing tropical storm, Jolina is now making waves (pun intended) in Luzon and in the rest of the country especially in Mega Manila where TV is available. Jolina will continue to enhance the southwest monsoon and irritate tv viewers via her cheesy series “adik Sa’yo” shown at her equally cheap mother studio GMA network.
Jolina (the tropical storm) will bring occasional to frequent rains over Southern Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao particularly over the western sections which may trigger flashfloods and landslides, while Jolina the lousy celebrity will bring nausea and daze nationwide with her very bizzare taste in fashion not to mention her freaky, rarely cute gestures on tv.
Pagasa warned against possible storm related accidents in some areas in the country so please avoid her TV shows at all costs. Better yet, do not turn on your TV. Avoid her face if possible.
At least 22 areas were placed under storm signals 1 and 2 PAGASA reported.
Jolina is expected to leave the country by Monday and move toward Taiwan to meet her love team Marvin Agustin, another showoff celebrity.