Usapang Monkey Business 3
The legacy continues… more of my Monkey Business (The Nerd Edition)
Maria : churi nah..dko lam e……
Juan :
Maria : hehe
Juan : Mabuhay ka Maria!
Pedro : good.
Maria :
Maria :
Juan : ayan wala ng italyano dito
Maria : hehe
Ador : anong kaguluhan ito?
Pedro : masaket pa ba
Ador : nak nang….
Maria : oo!
Juan :
Maria : hehe
Pedro :
Ambo : history on….sending to misis……
Makoy : copy paste mode….
Pedro : message not found….
Makoy : message sent….
Pedro : clipboard error detected…
Pedro : message undeliverable…Kulas : hahaha… NERD ALERT!!!!
Pedro : NERD ALERT has been disabled.
Kulas : REBOOTING…
Pedro : CMOS failure.
Kulas : Press F1 to continue…
Pedro : Keyboard error.
Kulas : Detecting virtual keyboard…
Pedro : no keyboard found…
Kulas : Virtual keyboard installed
Pedro : IRQ conflict detected.
Kulas : RETRY…
Pedro : huh?
Ambo : Data Error Reading Betamax drive..Abort? Retry? Fail?
Kulas : Auto Pilot activated…
Kulas : New System Files loaded..
Pedro : Ejection seat engaged…
Kulas : NERD DETECTOR fully functional.
Kulas : NERD ALERT!
Kulas : NERD ALERT!
Kulas : NERD ALERT!
Pedro : teka, disabled na yan ah!
Pedro : daya mo.
Kulas : ungas
Pedro : 010101010
Kulas : 000101010101
Ambo : i add nyo si Pepe =>hex decyphering
Kulas : Bagong BOT?
Juan : #000066
Kulas : Pepebot
Kulas : Pepebot V2.5
Ambo : Pepe beBOT
Juan : Big BOTher
Kulas : Petrabot detected!
Kulas : Aborting system..
Kulas : going home naaaa…
Kulas :
Kulas : SWELDO ALERT!!!!
Petra : walang sweldo
Maria : huhu
Petra : access denied
Juan : WHAAAAT WALANG SWELDOOoooooo
Ambo : trabaho lang hanap mo dati..bat ngayun pati sweldo hanap na?
Petra : korek!
Petra : demanding ka
Petra : may work ka na gusto mo pa may sweldo
Pedro : ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT, NOW ACCEPTING CASH ADVANCES. HURRY, LIMITED FUNDS ONLY!!!!
Petra : INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
Petra : AM SORRY
Kulas : DELETE Petrabot!
Maria : haha
Petra : OK FINE
Petra : KULAS WALA KA TALAGA SWELDO
Ambo : OFFLINE?
Kulas : hahaha
Petra : ITAGA MO YAN SA BATO
Kulas :
Kulas : wag ganun
Kulas : walang bastusan
Petra : tandaan mo yan
Kulas :
Juan : Could not delete PETRABOT. Unknown user accessing file. Notify? Cancel?
Kulas : Cancel…
Pedro : Eject….
Kulas : TROJAN DETECTED! Would you like to scan Pedrobot?
Ambo : Abortion failed…go to “hilot” ..
Juan : TROJAN CONDOM still attached
Ambo : Abort? insert?
Kulas : Could not clean Pedrobot! Delete Trojan?
Kulas : INSERT VIBRABOT!
Juan : DOUBLE ENTRY FOUND! Proceed?
Petra :
Juan : Inserting VIBRABOT…..
Juan : Still inserting…
Kulas : invalid!
Kulas : abort…
Ambo :
Kulas : abort…
Kulas : abort…
Pedro : Insertion failed, insufficient space.
Juan : Inserting inserting. System absorbing file.
Kulas : Insert. Abort. Insert. Abort. Insert. Abort.
Pedro : what da, absorbing?
Pedro : CHLOROX OVERFLOW!!!
Kulas : ew
Juan : Initiating insertion in 5… 4… 3..
Kulas : Invalid opening found…
Kulas : aborting… PECHAYBOT not found
Juan : System go.. PECHAYBOY found!
Juan : shutting down
