Usapang Kalye…
I was driving home along Mindanao Ave. last night when all of a sudden the whole traffic went slow to a full stop. I figured that the traffic was caused by heaps of Trucks trying to make a U TURN along my bound. The traffic became worse to a disaster as every motorist were trying to squeeze in just to pass the battle arena.
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Basic instinct: Richard to squeeze in also.
So there… i found my way in to atleast advance myself pass the traffic. I didn’t realize that i was blocking the U TURN going to the other side… eh sa madaming nakaharang eh! Then this overzealous jeepney came and started blowing his horn because he can’t pass through.
Syempre nakaharang ako sa dadaanan nya… traffic eh, and the trucks are too slow moving… imagine how big they are as well and that it will take lightyears for one overgrown truck to pass through without a mess, lalo na at may mga ungas na sumisingit pa sa iikutan nila. So this jeep driver continues to blow his horn.. diretcho yan .. it went for about 30 seconds.
Ako naman, un-affected by his noise.. sabi ko.. (of course the jeep driver won’t hear it..)
“TAENA! Kahit maghapon ka magbusina d’yan!”
Then i started laughing at my own remark.. i realized.. honga no? Kahit abutin sya ng madaling araw sa pagbusina, wala rin sya magagawa, wahaha .. i can’t even move my car forward because of the traffic… and the trucks are not finished with their turn yet. So what should i do? Eventually, the driver stopped. He prob’ly realized that he’s just wasting his energy.. haha. Mali pa nga yung grammar ko, dapat “magdamag” kasi mga 9PM na yun kagabi.
I was laughing at myself the whole trip because of that remark. Damn! Buti na lang comedy ung nasabi ko… pag nagkataong mainit na naman ang ulo.. i swear i could’ve given him some KUNG FU lessons he won’t dare forget.
Just kidding. I don’t even know how to Kung Fu. Ang alam ko lang mag-KUNG FU sa kusina! 