BLUE !DEAS

Now here’s a news everyone should be happy about. Kristin Kreuk has been cast as the lead in the movie THE STREET FIGHTER. She will be playing the QIPAO-wearing-ass-kicking CHUN LI. Whoah! I’d be expecting her Spinning Bird Kick in that movie hitting BISONS stupid ass.

I said lead because there will be no Ryu, Ken, Guile, Cookie Monster, Bugs Bunny, Johny Bravo and Wolverine in that movie. Expect only Chun Li as she battles all egg bearing men taking them all down to hell. Last i heard, the story resides on Chun Li’s search for a man called GEN (could it be Guile?) until she learns that her ‘effin father is still alive under the pants of BISON.

Chun Li will be trained by GEN, whoever he is, and will be pro on skills like “muscle control” and “helicopter style.” Nah. Joke lang, wahaha!

She will become the ultimate porn star of her generation. Haha. Kidding aside. She will be the ultimate fighter, strong, skilled and hot! Just expect a lot of Kung Fu action, and i guess a simple touch of sex on the side.

So there, do not expect to see a pink-topped cheerleader in this movie. Lana Lang is history. Here comes CHUN LI.

Oh yeah, i’m also hoping to see the same costume of CHUN LI here while she does her spinning bird kick