I got this text message the other day:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!Your
cellphone# WON TOYOTA
HILUX G. plus 300thou as
HOMEPARTNER last
Dec,06,2007.To claim
it, please call now VANISA
YUNGKO of Phil.
Com.Center

From: +639153816871

Papatulan ko sana yung text. I was thinking of calling VANISA YUNGKO to “ask” the details on how to “claim” my new TOYOTA HILUX G and my whopping 300,000 pesosesoses. The thing was.. i got too busy, i was handcuffed with a lot of work and so i forgot about my uhhh “PRIZE“?

Sabi ko, sige na nga, let alone other gullible idiots claim their prize. If i know.. this +639153816871 has texted zillions of random globe numbers before his TEXT ALL DAY expires.

It’s just very sad that some of our kababayans fall into these kinds of trap until they realize that fuck.. they got scammed. Their savings instantly evaporates ‘to thin air.

POOF!