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Welcome Nokia’s newest handset, it’s a handset alright. The new Nokia P45 has bluetooth, an MP3 player and a calculator, but of course nokia’s new phone has SMS and can receive calls even during at a violent engagement.

The bluetooth boasts of its extraordinary Sensor, it can locate enemy where ever he is as long as the person is within range. The phone also features its self loading handgun. Quite useful if you ask me. Bring it everyday and you won’t have to worry predators outside your comfort zone.

Get one now! Available at your favorite Ammo Dealers.