Funny facts

Walang magawa… haha.. here are some funny facts.. which i think are funny… and some comments…

  • Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror.
    - Expect an improvement for the next 10 years.. they’d probably learn how to use a shaver already.
  • In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
    - So ano gagawin nya sa house? Smile?
  • The dot that appears over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
    - the plural from of tittle is tits? Educate me…
  • Hawaii is moving toward Japan 4 inches every year.
    - so after a hundred years… nasa kabilang kanto na lang ng Tokyo ang Waikiki Beach
  • One out of five people in the world (1.1 billion people) live on less than $1 per day.
    - i bet, ask ilocanos how to do it…
  • We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday.
    - Good thing it’s only 80%… if it’s 100% then we’d all be zombies roaming earth.
  • Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.
    - at least Einstein and I have something in common!
  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton Look-Alike contest.
    - tough contest huh!
  • All polar bears are left handed.
    - How about “BIPOLAR” bears?
  • An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
    - No wonder they can’t fly…

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