BLUE !DEAS

one boring day at the office… read on:

Pedro says: Barrio photos!
Pedro says: upload na ngayon din!
Kulas says: ngayon din!
Temyong says: shigi…shigi!
Petra says: haha mga baliw
Petra says: di ko nga ma download eh
Dudung says: low tech?
Petra says: wala ako card reader ahehehe
Pedro says: @petra: jauntice ka na?
Dudung says: sana gamitin ang multiply no?
Temyong says: baby boy daw?
Petra says: hinde!!
Pedro says: oo kaya, unlimited uploading, THE?!

Temyong says: naka-blind item ka d2 sa Nayon alam no ba?
Pedro says: hello?! may load ka? THE?!

Petra says: talaga? sige pag uwi ko magsusuot ako ng preggy top
Pedro says: topless na lang
Kulas says: honga.. Petra…. buntis ka nga ba?
Petra says: HINDI NGA EH!!!

Temyong says: preggy topless? ahhh… wag na lang..
Dudung says: yuck
Pedro says: so pinagco-condom mo sya?
Petra says: may phobia ka na ba Temyong?

Kulas says: ayos lang yun, top-less naman si Petra eh (chuckle)
Dudung says: marami k p time petra para mabuntis
Dudung says: dec k p uwi db?
Temyong says: yup… petraphobia…
Temyong says: vashtush ka kulas!
Petra says: kirek! malay mo may kasama na ako pauwi
Pedro says: eeeew

Temyong says: so pag dating mo d2, 2mos na yan… medyo halata na…
Pedro says: dedma lang kami pag dating mo, parang walang nangyari…
Kulas says: medyo malaki na rin tyan nya pag 2 months
Temyong says: at least may lumaki, ano kulas?
Kulas says: you’re so mean Temyong!
Kulas says: wahahaha
Temyong says: nde, I mean, parang tumaba si Petra, di ba?

Kulas says: its not my problem anymore.. its your problem anymore
Pedro says: well… been there. been that…
Temyong says: tell me to the marines!
Kulas says: i second emotion
Pedro says: the nerd!
Temyong says: Petra, okay lang yan, yung iba nga gusto majauntice pero hindi naman makabuo… isipin mo na lang… blessing in this guys.
Pedro says: blessing in the skies?
Kulas says: honga… you should thanks God na lang
Temyong says: oo nga, parang hinulog ng mga flying pelicans!
Kulas says: at saka kung mabuntis ka ulit… mas masaya… kumbaga.. the more.. the manier!
Temyong says: remember Dumbo?
Pedro says: huh? anlabo…
Kulas says: life is shorts you know!
Pedro says: cut me some slacks
Temyong says: ganyan talaga mga blessings, when it rains its four!
Petra says: oist lilipat na daw kayo?
Pedro says: sa kabihasnan
Dudung says: yes petra iwan k daw

Petra says: ows? we wish!
Pedro says: ako lang ang mago-office dun THE?!
Dudung says: maganda naman kabihasnan ah!
Temyong says: yeah! we wish…. you a merry x-mas…
Dudung says: pag may bumagsak n elevator, tyak n may magreresign!
Kulas says: can’t wait!

Kulas says: hmm… isabotahe ko kaya ang elevator dun? (mm)
Dudung says: lahat ng tindera sa tapat ng bintana
Kulas says: si pedro.. may bitterness..
Kulas says: forgive and for guess Pedro
Kulas says: you need to move out
Dudung says: da!
Pedro says: may galit…
Temyong says: masama nagtatanim ng kabute sa dibdib.

Temyong says: tsaka dapat lahat tayo, american slang accent!
Kulas says: yeah… slengs!
Temyong says: ililista ni Kulas mga speaking Tagalog!
Kulas says: the nerd!

Dudung says: dapat british
Pedro says: y’know…
Petra says: dapat european!!
Kulas says: tsa-neys… accent na lang
Temyong says: bloody!
Kulas says: yeah! bloody nose!
Dudung says: batit d kasama Berta at Peping?
Kulas says: i can’t comfrehends!

Temyong says: Berta, we need your side of the story telling…
Kulas says: ay si Peping … chuchu yan
Peping says: anong escandalo ito? (chuckle)
Dudung says: kick natin
Kulas says: pachu-chu
Pedro says: chupapa
Pedro says: hahaha
Pedro says: papa-chuchu
Temyong says: lolipop gusto mo Peping?
Peping says: ice cream na lang lol
Peping says: wala talagang magawa mga kumag
Kulas says: lolifaf… can’t stuff
Temyong says: makrema….. hmmmn…
Dudung says: wag nyo away Peping. d n kayo text nyan
Kulas says: i dont cares
Temyong says: oo nga, nde na nya upgrade ringing tones nyo!
Peping says: who cares? lol
Kulas says: i have a life of my home
Temyong says: yeah! even carebears dont care….

Kulas says: uy.. tignan nyo isfeling ni Peping “anong escandalo ito?”
Kulas says: may si ang kanyang eskandalo
Kulas says: huwaw!
Pedro says: escandalo… acoi namamangha… illustrado
Kulas says: aco rin.. nacacatuwa!
Temyong says: mga! indio! persona ingrata!
Pedro says: cung aco sa inyo, magpapacatotoo na lang aco
Peping says: magsitrabaho nga kayo! Bombia abajo, bombia ariba!

Peping says: mga lekat kau
Kulas says: hangcuculet nyo
Kulas says: mga lecat!
Kulas says: Bombia Ariba! Asereje!
Temyong says: tama ka, tsumpeta!
Pedro says: siempre siempre cuandelamor
Dudung says: awww
Kulas says: meow!
Temyong says: and dont forget the tae magnet!
Kulas says: whats tae magnet?
Pedro says: masyadong lapitin ng bantot

Temyong says: tanong mo kay Peping kuya!
Pedro says: hinahabol ng tae
Kulas says: wahaha
Kulas says: i can’t comfrehend talaga!

Kulas says: so tae magnet pala ha
Kulas says: pangalanan na lang natin syang ETTA!
Pedro says: dyabongga
Temyong says: parang code name: shaider?!
Kulas says: mapanget!
Temyong says: naalala ko 2loy tae sa ladies choice na bote… tsalaaap!
Dudung says: ewww
Kulas says: sweet corn ang flavor
Kulas says: tas may buto ng santol
Kulas says: buto ng kamatis
Temyong says: with tomato pulp bits…
Kulas says: bolex
Temyong says: and dont forget the tali ng longanisa.
Pedro says: at license plate ng kotse
Pedro says: hahaha
Kulas says: hahaha..
Kulas says: di natunaw
Pedro says: at underwater camera

Kulas says: anu yan… tae ng pating?
Temyong says: …and laman ng camera, nude pix ng mga jababes!
Kulas says: anak ng pitumpot pitong puting pating
Pedro says: anak ng bulate
Pedro says: boolathe
Pedro says: voolathé
Temyong says: peste kang yawa ka!