BLUE !DEAS

At last.. i’m done reading Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince… at sino daw ung half-blood prince? hehe…. someone very good at potions… I won’t elaborate the details since everyone is not reading the book and just relying on the upcoming movie.. baka sa 2008 pa ito ipalabas. This year yata lalabas ang last installment ni JK Rowling sa most anticipated Book of all time. I heard sa last quarter ng taon, and the title is…. Harry Potter and the Deadly Halo-halo.. wahaha.. sorry.. got carried away… Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

I have this spoof kasi of Harry Potter Titles.. i called it Horny Peter.. eto ung mga titles:

Horny Peter and the Sorcerers Bone
Horny Peter and the Chamber Maids Secrets
Horny Peter and the Prisoner of Mang Kulas
Horny Peter and the Goblet of Wine
Horny Peter and The Order of Petiks
Horny Peter and the Half Breed Bitch

and syempre.. the last book….

Harry Potter and the Deadly Halo-halo

Moving on… I wasn’t impressed with Book 6.. mas gusto ko yung Order of The Phoenix.. mas marami ang action…. mas dark, mas violent.. may kissing scene.. sayang at walang bed scene si McGonagall and Ron Weasley.. haha!… at may Voldemort versus Dumbledore scene pa…. this i’ve got to watch sa sinehan…

Here are some points:
The search for the horcrux Tom hid in a cave was a bit… er…. amateur-ish. I don’t like the parlor game style.. haha.. the plot was too easy… sana mas mahirap na lang ang sinulat ni Rowling.. like.. ummm… while approaching the center … Dumbledore needs to prick Harry’s eyes.. or something Darker… like he needs to kill Hagrid and use his body for ransom.. i expected something with violence and some death, with all that rolling heads on the floor.. while blood drips in all areas of the cave.. some brains scattered also will do. Haha..

Felix Felicis, there are some.. missed points here.. mukhang may konting mali dito. Pero ok lang… i like the idea anyway.. atleast i’ve learned something from it. And one more thing.. The DEATH of Dumbledore.. i think it was too easy… di man lang nakapanlaban si Dumbee kay Snape.. and yeah.. there is something behind it.. mukhang Dumbee is not really dead… not that i expect him to be… he is the greatest Wizard of all time…. tas pinatay lang ni Snape.. in a split second.. ni walang aray.. sana may torture.. like binabalatan sya ng buhay.. or worst… unti-unting ina-amputate ang mga daliri nya… while he cries for Help.. and Harry of course.. can’t do anything… he’s a loser you know.. haha!

And lastly… the funeral… wala… funeral lang.. hindi man lang ako na-tats sa chapter na ito.. and wala man lang Voldemort appearance.. May harang ata dito.. ibalik ang bayad ko… haha!

Di pa ko tapos.. di ko man lang na-tackle ung issue between Harry and Ginny being the lovebirds at the end of the story… pinatos talaga ni Harry ang utol ni Ron… of course with an approving hilaw na bayaw na si Ron… does that mean.. magiging bilas nya si Fleur dela Cour (tama ba isfelings ko?) hayaan na.. basta sounds like. LOL