I am super
When i was a kid.. i always pretend that i’m a superhero.. gifted with the power of flight.. able to punch a mountain out of proportions.. and with a charm no girl can resist… 
Proved me wrong though.. di ako superhero… can’t fly, no super-strength, charm? nah.. konti lang charm ko.. haha! Though i was able to use it for my own evil schemes.. wahaha! So there.. na-realize kong libre lang talaga ang mangarap… but then again… napag-isip-isip ko… what if I was? Haha.. hangkulet!
I could’ve been Superman… pwede ring si Batman… pero I realized… mas gusto ko yung powers ni Peter Petrelli (READ: HEROES) … i can acquire any power I want… then rule the world. I will be the RULER of all Nations. Magiging slave ko ang mga Earthlings… tatawagin ko silang DUMBLINGS! Wahahaha
*** insert lightning effects ***
Then mag co-connive ang mga DUMBLING Superheroes.. si Superdumbling, Woder Dubling, Bat Dumbling, Aqua Dumbling at si Empoy… they will try to overthrow my rule, eliminate me from the “ELITES” .. pero no one will succeed kasi i am invincible, no one can beat me! I am Richard ALMIGHTY! Harharhar! *** insert lightning effects again *** …. If they resist, I will release a plague, a plague they can’t stop… the BOBONIC PLAGUE!
*** MYMP’s I’ll Never Get Over You Plays in the background ***
Magiging Jessica Simpson lahat ang mga babae.. hot yet stupid.. tas ang mga lalaki magiging kamukha lahat ni BENTONG! Wahahahaha!!!!! Para hindi patulan ng aking mga jessicas…
All DUMBLINGS will call me god! Lord Almighty.. He Who Must Not Be Named! The Boy Who Survived! Man of Steel… Asia’s Big Bird! Cutie Pie! Haha! They will create a statue with my face on it. They will give me never ending praise… mag-aalay sila ng kambing.. baka.. manok na pinikpikan…. asuzena (kahit di ako kumakain nun!) at higit sa lahat… nilagang OKRA with bagoong.
Magiging batas ang Blogging.. walang Dumbling na walang blog… kung may mahuli… ipapakain sa MUTATED BULATE.
Bawal ang werewolves… bawal ang may putok.. bawal ang social climber.. at higit sa lahat.. ipapa-ban ko ang balut…
‘tas nagising na ako.. nagpatutog na naman kasi ng AEGIS ang linsyak na kapitbahay namin.. haha