Do you believe….
This is one really made me roll on the floor…….. while laughing….
Disclaimer: No offense meant with the message of the email.. and whoever sent this to me. I am a true blue Catholic and i just dont wan’t the name of Jesus being used in this kind of sick joke.
HERE IS THE EMAIL MESSAGE:
A kid asked Jesus… how much do u love me? Jesus replied,
” I love you this much.” and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us.
My Thought:
I get the point. Jesus died for us.. and He Loves us so much.
Now this is the portion of my post where everything gets funny (and violent.. LOL)…
ON WITH THE EMAIL:
If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list.
(Richard: *nagmura si Richard* I believe in GOD and i don’t need to send this freakin email just to prove something.)
If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2007.
(Richard: *napamura ulit si Richard* What just happened?.. i thought of deleting this email immediately… pero di ko pa tapos basahin ang email kaya di ko muna ginawa… wait…. because i’m planning to delete this email.. i get a curse? from whom? the one who sent this freaking CHAIN MESSAGE?)
I like you because of who you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don’t get this back, I get the hint.
(Richard: Kiss my Ass!)Â 
Send this to all the people in your list within 30 min and something good will happen to you NOW.
(Richard: If i send this email to all the people in my list… what’s the good karma? as in NOW? freakin now? In an instant? 1 million pesos dropping from heaven in an instant?)
This is not a fake…apparently…copy and pastes this to 15 people in the next 10 mins and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow.
(Richard: Loser! yeah… people who believe in Chain Messages like these are losers.. whoever made this email should get a life… you won’t find this email circulating in my friends’ email inbox… nonetheless.. i admire the effort.. but your effin’ email doesn’t work for me… neither your effin’ curse… nor your effin’ effort to scare me …. or your effin’ way of bribing me with good somethin’ somethin’)
My effort:
Wala.. walang kwentang email.. ginamit pa ang pangalan ng Diyos to produce a chain email. I don’t want to appear like a know-it-all dork.. but everyone should know that this is just a chain email.. and the fact that you sent it to your friends makes you look like a freak. and LOSER.. and STUPID… and.. and and… dami pa eh.. isip muna ako. haha.
Chain mails are useless.. they do nothing to my health nor to my effin health? hahaha.. inulit. the point. If you truly believe in God.. or Jesus.. you don’t need chain mails to prove it.. you don’t need to forward such emails to tell your friends you are a believer.
Basta…. malapit na naman uwian… haha