BLUE !DEAS

I got this forwarded email, and i thought i might want to share this to everyone else… so here are some excerpts from the email.. (i’ve removed those useless ones. hehe!) this one is so funny..

SEX:
Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay.

HANDWRITING:
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their “i’s” with circles and hearts.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437.

GOING OUT:
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earrings, finishes putting on her makeup…

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Category: Forwarded | Posted: 31 January, 2007 @ 3:29 am

Finally got my keyboard working! Haha! This is my first post in this long delayed blog of Richard Orlino (That’s me? Wahaha!), resulta ata ng isang umagang puno ng boredom sa office… Anyway… nagpost lang to see if this blog really works. I will be from now on updating this site, atleast 3 times a week.

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed during the creation of this Blog. I am not in anyway related to Gringo Honasan. I will not participate in any demonstration to overthrow the government.Â

Category: Daily Dose | Posted: 30 January, 2007 @ 9:22 pm