BLUE !DEAS

“Isang Salo Salo Set, ‘yung good for 3.” me talking to the one in-charge in the counter. I was in Landmark Food court to order some pretty decent dinner for me and my friends that night.

“Sir, dine in or take out?” she asked politely.

“Take out.” i answered with a flirty grin. LOL.

“Sir, 299 pesos po.” She answered again this time smiling back while licking her lips like she’s ready to jump and eat me raw without salt and pepper. I’m kidding of course. Nothing like that happened. Stop laughing you wicked freak!

I do not fancy fast-food that much since i am more of a lutong bahay person. Dalhin mo na ako sa carinderia wag lang sa chowking. Now if i haven’t got much time to really do some prito prito at home.. i’d settle for the overrated mass produced fast-food everybody is raving about.

“Paging customer number 55!” the lady from chowking. Ready na daw ung limang halo-halo na order nila.

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Category: Rants | Posted: 8 February, 2010 @ 12.45.pm

watch me create a wall. A sky-high wall not even you could mount. watch me paint it with black. So black you’d see oblivion. try the baddest bad in me and you will never see the end of it.

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Category: Rants | Posted: 4 February, 2010 @ 3.23.pm

http://blog.richardorlino.com/downloads/noynoy_hindi_magnanakaw.flv

straight to the point. no celebrities talking shit whatsoever.
at syempre ang pamatay na linyang “HINDI AKO MAGNANAKAW.”

Now i’m imagining Gloria saying the same.

Baka biglang kumidlat at tamaan ang nunal ni PGMA.

Category: Balita, Captions, TV Shows | Posted: 29 January, 2010 @ 1.55.pm

Orgies were originally religious events. They were originally offerings to the gods.
- Esep Esep! Religious event pala ha..

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies.
- Hindi pa uso ang pang-shave nun, kayo naman.

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Category: Forwarded | Posted: 27 January, 2010 @ 12.27.pm

Yesterday, i got 6,485 maderpaking hits in my site, i am usually averaging from 13,000 to 15,000  hits per day, giving me .. uhmmm … 13,000 times 30.. errr… which gives me … uhmmm… hehe.. i think i need some pindot-numero to help me out. read more »»

Category: Teknolohiya, Tips and Tricks | Posted: 25 January, 2010 @ 10.48.am

I promise not to hurt anyone’s feelings again.
I promise to behave the way my age should be.
I promise to be more serious about things.
I promise not to be tactless so other people won’t cry again.

Me and my big mouth.
Me and my useless humor.
Me and my stupid remarks.
Me.

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Category: Random Issues | Posted: 18 January, 2010 @ 11.28.pm

Hawkman flies February 5, 2010.

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Category: Smallville, TV Shows | Posted: 17 January, 2010 @ 9.46.pm

i’d kill for a Lechon Kawali

I’ve decided to lose those extra pounds i got from over eating last holiday season. It means that my evening blue plate will contain less and less food hell this is gonna be hard just kill me now.

This is my second week.. and more weeks to follow. Now easy on the thoughts people.. i am not killing myself. Not just yet. I am not that vain. I am not that crazy. Oh maybe a little.

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Category: Random Issues, Wishlist | Posted: 15 January, 2010 @ 12.46.pm

Lifted from Buhay Prinsesa. Might as well create my entry, baka manalo

Win a Free Boracay Vacation Package by WOW Philippines Travel Agency
WOW Philippines Travel Agency, Inc. is celebrating it’s 5th year in business during July of 2010, and we would like you to have a chance to celebrate with us, so we have decided to give-away a FREE Boracay Package complete with 5 Star accommodations at the luxurious Le Soleil de Boracay Hotel on Boracay Island. The lucky winner will win the following Boracay vacation package.

Vacation Package Inclusions:
- 5 Days / 4 Nights Luxury 5 Star Accommodations at the Le Soleil de Boracay  Hotel
- Flights to Boracay from Manila to Caticlan Airport on Philippine Airlines
- Island Transfers – Door-to-Door from Manila to the resort and back to Manila
- Three (3) Meals each day, Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner
- Boracay Activities – Horseback Riding, Island Hopping, Glass Bottom Boat
- PLUS – 5,000 peso Spending Cash

Read More Information: http://www.boracay-packages.com

Category: Forwarded, Travel, Wishlist | Posted: 13 January, 2010 @ 5.13.pm

http://blog.richardorlino.com/downloads/alone-cover.flv

old times. nakakatuwang maalala

Category: Forwarded | Posted: 12 January, 2010 @ 12.00.am